Spring has Sprung

Exploring our (large) yard.

In honor of the season finale of the BACHELOR TONIGHT, and the lovely weather starting March with a bang, I would like to show you the cutest child alive. Who will, undoubtably, grow up to be a) better looking than Jake b) Less femmy than Jake (anyone elses Gaydar go off?) c) a better dresser than Jake.

And, might I add, he will NEVER, EVER date a girl who has 1. horrid extensions 2. cellulite bearing, sparkly dresses from Charlotte Russe 3. worked at resteraunts named after female body parts (no offense to those of my friends who have) 4. been in a bikini cotest

Joking aside, I love this little man. He still isn't walking (is it bad I'm a little HAPPY about that?), but will stand up on command. He thinks it's the coolest thing ever and claps for himself each time. I think he would be an excellent surfer.

He also is going through a very "loving" phase. He hugs and pats EVERYTHING. His favorite things to hug include Trevor's socks. He takes them out, one by one and gives them a hug while patting the socks on the "back". Oh, how I wish I could snap a picture of that!

He is a screamer. We call him "the raptor" at times. He loves to throw his head back, squint his eyes and let out the most excited screech you have ever heard. This will, no doubt, not be as charming in a year.

He was recently introduced to the show "Yo Gabba Gabba." I wish he never had been. This is the strangest, creepiest show ever. I feel I should verify the main guy in it is not on the sex offenders list. Nonetheless, Treyson LOVES it. As soon as he hears the theme song, he does the following : crawls around in a circle two times, claps, and crawls to the tv. Stands up right in front of it, pointing at the screen and begins the "old man dance". This involves sqatting quickly and repeatedly and shaking the butt. I'll have to upload the video. He's got moves.

Treyson does not really like toys. He occasionally plays with his ball or his tractor. Most of the time, he finds great entertainment in my kitchen and bedroom drawers. Currently his favorite is my bottom dresser drawer full of lingerie. Often, he can be found with a lacy thong on his head. He also likes to take certain box of contraceptive tools and put his cheerios in and out of it. This has Trevor a little concerned.

Treyson loves to jabber. He has learned to get my cell phone, hold it up to his ear, call someone, and proceed to "talk" for several minutes. Many a friend/family member, has received a urprise call from Treyson. My apologies. Just indulge him. His words include, "Mom," "Dad," "ball", "uhoh", "DOAAAA" (dog). Most of the time, you (and me) will have no clue what he is saying, but he is very obviously, communicating in his Avatar language. I fear years of Speech therapy have been inherited from his father.

We are enjoying the wonderful weather. Trey has a lot of fun outside, till he eats Jag the dog's turds. Then we run inside, dry heaving.

Loving this age..