Dear Gonzalez family -
Last night, I went to bed around 10pm - sick with a head cold. I couldn't get to sleep.
Why couldn't I sleep? Because you, our upstairs neighbors in our 4-plex were being very "loud. "
We're talking squeaking/banging bed, screaming....the works. Yep, I heard it all. You can imagine how awkward that was. I tried to cover my ears and sleep, but it didn't help.
Oh, and guess what I woke up to at 7am? Yep, you. Again.
I fully support this aspect of a healthy marriage, but seriously, is it necessary to allow everyone else to hear your sex-capades? There's a reason I don't watch R-rated movies.
Thanks,
Your neighbor
PS Don't worry my husband slept through everything. You can still look him in the eye. And aren't we glad you don't go to church with us? THAT would be an interesting Sunday School.
14 educated comments:
Yikes that is nasty...R rated definitely!
WHAT!?!? Wow...
Eww sick!
You want to know a trick.....use a broom stick and pound it up on the ceiling a few times. That will shut them up.
Ahhh... the joys of home ownership! But, seriously... they probably know people can hear them... :(
Poor thing. And I thought a piano was bad. SIck!
Oh yes! I can sympathize with you! I get the same thing with our single male upstairs neighbor. I have to leave the room when it's going on.
The joys of apartment life!
Our neighbors are like that too! I bought ear plugs.
we have had THE SAME THING happen with our neighbors upstairs. luckily, we have 24 hour security at our place so one time i called, like in the middle of the night (ok, i made alex call) and they came over and knocked on our neighbor's door and told them the people below cannot sleep. hahaha. we didnt hear it for a loooooong time!
I like them, my kind of people
haha.. that is kinda funny.. but traumatic at the same time. good luck sleeping tonight!
hahaha.. that is funny
Dear Sleepless in Idaho,
I can't bring myself to suggest a "battle of the bands" between your two apartments and so I go with the broom stick idea or maybe a note on the door, congratulating them on their great sex life and asking if it's necessary to share it with all of Idaho.
Yikes! We had a very similar thing happen right before we moved out of provo. We were having a garage sale outside our complex and the neighbors had their windows open while goin at it. Needless to say, it cleared out all of our customers.
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