Events as of Late

Parties with some of Parma's finest. If it looks messy, it was. LOTS of water fights and potato gun shooting, kids and fireworks. And yes, there was cute decor, but no, I didn't take a bunch of perfectly posed pictures of it. I was too busy eating. Things got pretty wild. Wet tshirt contests and poop on my bathroom floor. Good thing we don't drink or who knows what would happen......

To say Treyson was excited about fireworks is putting it lightly. We had full open mouth laughing, pointing and knee slapping. Epic, I tell you.

Treyson and all his women. This is where he sat all night. These girls are so sweet and come over just to "play" with Treyson quite often.

Eating nuggets (yes, I feed my child Mcdonalds. GASP.)
Church on the fourth evokes full out fits.

Sometimes I throw fits when I have to go to church in a bowtie too.
I wish I had gotten better pictures but diffusing the situation and getting out the door on time was a little more important. He looked absolutely ADORABLE in a Pee Wee herman sort of way (minus the indecent exposure of course).
This is the damn snake in my kitchen. I say DAMN, bc snakes are of the devil. I can't begin to describe how much I never wanted to set foot in our house again after this episode. (Aren't our floors SWEET? ha.)
My friends at ECLIPSE. I thought the other movies sucked. This one was far better. Probably bc there were more teenage boys half naked. (Aren't you glad this blog is private so I can say things like that and not get called a pediphile?)

The end. And no, there are no picture of me and apparently, none of Trevor.

We're still alive.

Trevor is still hot.

I am still blonde and probably wearing sweats. That's really all that matters.