Something awful has happened in our family recently.
I expect tons of sympathy from everyone who read this blog.
unless u are male. Then it's just creepy.
Ever since Treyson stopped nursing. My boobs have literally deflated.
Now, I've always struggled in the cup department. My training bras were filled out, but just barely. I'm not a small, petite girl, so really, it was a proportion disaster of which I was always self-concious.
Thank goodness I have strict mormon style morals, which meant NO ONE SAW MY BOOBS. Good thing Trevor is not a boob man (though with nursing he swore he was becoming one).
Then, I nursed. OH how beautiful those balls of fat became. I'm not kidding. I hated nursing (sorry. I did. I never felt it was a "beautiful" bonding experience) but I kept at it because 1. It was best for Trey. 2. formula cost a lot 3. MY BOOBS!
Those 11.5 months of cleavage were the best of my life.
Now, I look like a boy.
(With a flabby butt.)
kill me.
I think for Valentines Day, I will get Trevor a boob job - on me.
I'm not all into "the embracing the natural you".
If you can nip it tuck it lift it grow it (afford it!) you do the dang thing.
the end.
And heck no, there are no pictures.
Are you playing my favorites game? I want to send u a package so leave a comment three posts below!
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Tragedy
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I totally support u whatever you do! i know how you feel sister.
oh how I feel your pain. You and I seem similar in body type, tall and thin. My boobs also shrunk WAY down after giving up nursing. The thing is, before nursing, they were small.. but at least perky..right? Now, not so much. But I will say, even 3 years after giving up nursing, now that I'm pregnant again my boobs are coming right back and I'm sure they will be HUGE once again once my milk comes in after the baby gets here.. so, my solution... get pregnant again.. it's a free boob job ;) I am personally not against getting a boob job, especially for proportions sake, and would highly consider it once I'm done having babies!
Wishing you the best...
I will be getting one once I have my last kid which only one pregnancy away, yes I am only having three kids, that is it. Done and done. I have an a cup thats it, but there are worse things that being flat
i feel your pain. i LOVED my breastfeeding boobs. they were amazing. too bad i didnt have them when i was thin and tan, too. i had to have them when i was fat and white. oh well, better than nothing. ;)
ps im totally playing the game, i just posted something on my blog, today!!
I am DYING laughing at this post... SO was Ryan. haha. I mean we are both terribly sympathetic. { I mean just look at me! :)} Just remember, you can never trust a girl with a boob job. ...You know its true;)
In the resurrection you will have perfect boobs. Spend your money on something else. :) Actually, i think I call your bluff; there is no way you would spend the $ on it. You know I am right. ;)
Men lie if they say they are not boob men. Ryan changed his mind too since I've had Maddie. haha. He denies it of course... but I know.
No matter; funniest post ever.
P.S. Never thought you were "a chick with small boobs" when I first met you. In fact when you told me you were small I had to look since I didn't even believe you. haha that sounds so bad. you know what I mean. Anyways, and still I didn't know what you were talking about. Just sayin... you are beautiful. Wish more of your genes were in my child. Love ya.
haha you kill me.
I'm still breastfeeding but can already tell how much smaller I am since she isn't drinking as much so my milk supply is down. I can't even imagine what they will look like when I've got nothing in them. I'm all about boob jobs... just not too big.
I'm thinking for James graduation gift I'll go in for it... ok so not really but when I'm done with kids I'm not kidding I'll do it!
TMI
you should do whatever you want you skinny little beotch. i had a breast re-duction and now i want implants... ironic? so what its my body and ill do what i want hahah
tell me how they look after having two. you know i feel your pain on this one. i support you 100% in getting some work done.
I'm sorry. That has to be the worst. Boob job all the way.
You're hilarious.
if you can't get yourself to buy a shirt while shopping, i'm going to go ahead and guess you can't get yourself to purchase a boob job.
but when you're ready. i am.
hilarious.
have a bunch of kids, then get a boob job...
haha! That was the best post ever! I too have struggled in the cup department and am dreading the day that my already barely there boobs deflate after having kids. I have already told my husband that once we're done having kids, I'm getting my body fixed!! Nothing porn star-ish, but just enough to make me feel like a woman! You should totally do it.
ha ha. i love this post! i, for one, did not like my breastfeeding boobs (seriously, i'm big enough as it is) but now that i'm done breastfeeding i miss the old, pre-pregnancy boobs! oh boy, a woman really sacrifices her body in many ways to have children!
LOL! Sorry to break it to you but it only gets worse the more kids you nurse. :( I thought my boobs were deflated after Laney but I am freaking scared to see the skin flaps I am left with when I am done nursing Avery. The vain boob loving part of me thinks would it be so bad if I kept pumping after Avery stopped nursing so I could still fill out my bra? I weird I know. Don't you love post baby bods!!!
With Sam, I cried when I looked in the mirror and realized how small they were again. I bet my husband shed a tear or two too. With the second, I was prepared, but still sad.
I am so "fixing" whatever goes wrong with them when I'm finished having our kidlets. And maybe a little extra, just for fun. LOL!
Women across America are nodding their heads in agreement. And probably wiping a tear too. I had more than just deflating problems. So sad.
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