Thursday, March 18, 2010

Two things about Andrea

I hate posting pictures of myself on this blog. In my opinion, it's wierd to take pictures of yourself and put them on a blog. No one wants to see me. They want to see Treyson and talk about him. Obviously. And no one needs to comment on this post. (this is not a "shower me with compliment post." I'll let you know when that comes!) . None the less, I have done something I am proud of. I have worn my hair curly for a week straight.

I have a huge complex with the fro. I think it comes from years of being made fun of for it. Do you know, a boy in 8th grade used to call me "PUBE HEAD"!?!?! Yes. True. PUBES. ew. I don't even like the way that word SOUNDS. It used to be even more curly. and large. It's still large, but the curl has calmed down a tad. I'm working to gain my confidence back in my curly, natural, pube (ew. there it is again.) hair. I wore it every where, everyday without a straightener in sight.

Here's to embracing the natural (and saving an hour a day getting ready!). You should try it too. (and a side note. I will NEVER embrace my natural chest size.....just sayin...)

Oh, and Treyson is my best friend even tho I look 40 and albino.


Off to spend the next three days with Jenna and Morgan. Peeing pants.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Little Man's Dream


It is true, I often cuss living in the country. I'm a 100% city girl. Then, there are days when I realize, this is a dream world for my little man. What a fun life he will have here. And, let's be honest, it's not about ME anymore.

This has nothing to do with the post. I just love it. Treyson loves his friends, Will and Nate Murdock. He leaned up against Nate (or on TOP of Nate) the whole time we were at their house. It was so cute. Trevor wants to know why TReyson cuddles with boys. ;)

Friday, March 12, 2010

Pretty


Isn't Treyson pretty? We stayed up late a few nights ago to see dad and go to Outback. (Thanks for the giftcard m&d). Nothing like a good steak at 9pm. And I wonder why I've gained 5 lbs? :)

Nothing exciting here lately. Just enduring the remains of winter and awaiting the warmth and sunshine we so desperately desire.

Jenna and Morgan are coming to visit next week. Then Alisha is coming the week after!!! Can we say EXCITED? Who needs Prozac when you have such amazing friends who are willing to travel from Arizona, So Cal and Utah to you in your field of cows?
i am so lucky.


Monday, March 1, 2010

Trey's new trick

As stated in previous post, Treyson refuses to walk. Do you blame him? Why walk when you are showered with attention and love, and carried anywhere you want by everyone you see? We're such enablers.

At least he's showing progress. When we say "Treyson. Stand up!" The following occurs:
PS Don't you love my messy room? haha.

Spring has Sprung

Exploring our (large) yard.

In honor of the season finale of the BACHELOR TONIGHT, and the lovely weather starting March with a bang, I would like to show you the cutest child alive. Who will, undoubtably, grow up to be a) better looking than Jake b) Less femmy than Jake (anyone elses Gaydar go off?) c) a better dresser than Jake.

And, might I add, he will NEVER, EVER date a girl who has 1. horrid extensions 2. cellulite bearing, sparkly dresses from Charlotte Russe 3. worked at resteraunts named after female body parts (no offense to those of my friends who have) 4. been in a bikini cotest

Joking aside, I love this little man. He still isn't walking (is it bad I'm a little HAPPY about that?), but will stand up on command. He thinks it's the coolest thing ever and claps for himself each time. I think he would be an excellent surfer.

He also is going through a very "loving" phase. He hugs and pats EVERYTHING. His favorite things to hug include Trevor's socks. He takes them out, one by one and gives them a hug while patting the socks on the "back". Oh, how I wish I could snap a picture of that!

He is a screamer. We call him "the raptor" at times. He loves to throw his head back, squint his eyes and let out the most excited screech you have ever heard. This will, no doubt, not be as charming in a year.

He was recently introduced to the show "Yo Gabba Gabba." I wish he never had been. This is the strangest, creepiest show ever. I feel I should verify the main guy in it is not on the sex offenders list. Nonetheless, Treyson LOVES it. As soon as he hears the theme song, he does the following : crawls around in a circle two times, claps, and crawls to the tv. Stands up right in front of it, pointing at the screen and begins the "old man dance". This involves sqatting quickly and repeatedly and shaking the butt. I'll have to upload the video. He's got moves.

Treyson does not really like toys. He occasionally plays with his ball or his tractor. Most of the time, he finds great entertainment in my kitchen and bedroom drawers. Currently his favorite is my bottom dresser drawer full of lingerie. Often, he can be found with a lacy thong on his head. He also likes to take certain box of contraceptive tools and put his cheerios in and out of it. This has Trevor a little concerned.

Treyson loves to jabber. He has learned to get my cell phone, hold it up to his ear, call someone, and proceed to "talk" for several minutes. Many a friend/family member, has received a urprise call from Treyson. My apologies. Just indulge him. His words include, "Mom," "Dad," "ball", "uhoh", "DOAAAA" (dog). Most of the time, you (and me) will have no clue what he is saying, but he is very obviously, communicating in his Avatar language. I fear years of Speech therapy have been inherited from his father.

We are enjoying the wonderful weather. Trey has a lot of fun outside, till he eats Jag the dog's turds. Then we run inside, dry heaving.

Loving this age..