Saturday, December 17, 2011

Not for the Weak Stomach-ed

I am obsessed with holidays. My mother always made them so special. But now, I am the mom, and we're about 2/10. I'm not sure what conspiracy is going on in my house. Perhaps, it's that my expectations are too high. Perhaps, it is the kharma of the universe telling me to stick it. Whatever it might be, our holidays always seem to result in some minor disaster, usually dealing with Treyson John.

This night? The ward (church congregation) Christmas party. Lots of wonderful people. Lots of sick potluck food which 14 people have already sneezed in. Lots of hyperactive children and SANTA. What more could one ask for? My kids were all dressed in their coordinating outfits and I was prepared with video camera AND camera. Mom of the year.

At first, things started out swimmingly. Oakley was red eyed, but happy.
Treyson was spending his time showing his 5 year old girlfriend his booty dance (no, I did NOT teach him this.) Reagan was cute, albeit, a little greasy from the fight she got in with her mashed potatos.

But, alas, disaster struck. Treyson eyed Santa entering the building.


The girls started out, inquisitive, but okay.
And the downhill spiral continued.



The grand finale courtesy of a blonde headed boy???
Yes, I just posted that.
The Roches. Keeping Christmas memories alive.





6 educated comments:

Megan and Mike said...

ahhahahaahhah I LOVE IT... cause it wasnt me.... that would happen to you... oh my gosh. good for you for even going to the ward party... we dont do ward parties around here haha. your a great mom cause you tried!! your girls are so dang cute, if its even possible they get cuter all the time???

Tara said...

lmao!! i seriously just laughed so hard. i love you, andrea.

Dedre said...

I'm DYING of laughing! That sounds EXACTLY like what one of my kids would do. JILL was notorious for puking when she didn't like something. We went 6 weeks straight at church her puking the minute we stepped foot into the nursery. I seriously considered going inactive. :)

jenna said...

This is why I love you andrea. You take pictures of your kids puke. Youre able to laugh at things that would make most people cry! For sure admire that quality in you!

jenn said...

that last picture is priceless! well, the second to last picture! with treyson laying up on the back of the chair behind santa! finley hated santa this year too! love this post!

Teryn said...

just think of it this way.. your kids are keeping your life full of life and entertainment ;) One day, you will all look back at this blog post and laugh your head off! :) and on the plus side, your kids all look adorable in their cute Christmas outfits!